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Trevor Noah Still Doesn’t See Any Good Arguments Against Gay Marriage

“The house has officially passed a bill legalizing gay and interracial marriage, which is a great victory for 1995,” Noah joked on Wednesday.

“Meanwhile, today, President Biden announced new executive actions to address the climate crisis. Whew, just in time. it’s 115 degrees outside!” — JIMMY FALLON

“Unfortunately, Biden’s speech was cut short when the teleprompter burst into flame.” — JIMMY FALLON

“So the president held a press conference today to announce new steps to combat climate change but stopped short of declaring a national emergency. Yeah, you don’t want to call a climate emergency too early — you’ve got to wait until our internal temperature is 165 degrees in the thigh. Then we’re safe to eat.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Seriously, even the climate change deniers were like, ‘Do you mind if we protest inside? It’s hot as hell out here.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“It’s so hot in the city, Times Square had a naked cowboy and a shaved Elmo.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

Lizzo surprised fans with an “Undercover Sing” segment on Wednesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

RuPaul will guest host Thursday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

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